I am a Spider Killer
Had to reblog because I aspire to have the courage one day to follow in your “flop steps”!!
Kill me a few!!!
i kill spiders. black widows, specifically. it began a few weeks ago when i was outside on the front patio at night. i saw a spider hanging upside down in a web. i was far away but something made me think, ‘maybe its a black widow’. i went closer and could tell it was a big black widow from the orange hourglass on its belly.
at first i panicked a little bit, but quickly decided it needed to die. i went inside and got a shoe. i snuck up and smacked it, but then it disappeared. i was sure it had scurried away. i had nitemares that nite that spiders were everywhere. the next day when it was light, i looked at the ‘murder weapon’. there were the remains of the evil creature, on the bottom of my shoe. death by flip flop.
now i kill at least one every nite. they have all been ‘death by flip flop’. i have become a certifiable black widow hunter. i actually get excited now when i find one. i hunt near the ground, at nite, near light sources. 9/10 times, there one is. last nite i found and killed 5. all died by hand of a rubber sandal.
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